Songs: Sonny & Cher
open the show with "Make Life a Little Easier"
Sonny & Cher: "United We Stand / Can't Live If Living Is
Guest starring Don Knotts.
1. Sonny and Cher open the show with "Take
Life a Little Easier" and banter about Sonny having negotiated a
deal with a major studio to do a movie about his life with Cher.
2. "The Battle Of the Sexes" -- Cher plays a liberated woman
coming home after a hard day's work to find Sonny so wrapped up in
his card game with the boys that he forgot to have dinner ready and
Don devastated that his wife walked out on him the night before.
3. Sonny and Cher perform a medley of "United We Stand" and
4. "The Sonnytone News" -- A TV newscaster (Don) demonstrates
a gimmick that allows him to deliver the news with a steady,
sincere stare; all three major TV networks clear time for the great
political debate; the world's oldest taxicab driver (regular
Gailard Sartain) speaks out at his retirement party; the youngest
pitchman in TV history (Chastity) tapes a spot on her used tricycle
lot; and the ever-popular Laverne (Cher) is named the first woman
ambassador to Great Britain.
5. A heartbroken romantic (Cher) is convinced that a stranger
she just met (Don) plans to jump from a bridge and agrees to spend
the evening with him at her place.
6. Cher sings "Solitaire"
7. "The Prisoner" -- Rocko (Sonny) looks forward to a visit
from his girl (Cher), who's been living high off the money he
8. Chastity presents her ideas for a new TV network, which
would include "Monday Night Hopscotch" and a Sunday evening lineup
of "The Pinocchio (Cher) and Gepetto (Sonny) Show" and "Koquak", a
detective show starring Don as Lt. Koquak, with appearances by
Mickey Mouse (regular Ted Zeigler), Superman (regular Billy Van),
Porky Pig (regular Gailard Sartain), Sylvester the Cat (Sonny), and
Tweety Pie (Cher and Chastity).
9. Sonny and Cher, with daughter Chastity, close the show
with "I Got You Babe