1. Sonny and Cher open the show with "With a
Little Help From My Friends" and banter about Sonny having been
asked to perform at the White House.
2. Cher sings "He's Funny That Way"
3. Jerry is featured in a comedy sketch about the Three
4. "The Vamps" -- Snow White (Cher) has an affair with a
woodsman (Jerry), who disguises himself as six of the seven dwarfs
in an attempt to elude her husband, Prince Charming (regular Ted
Zeigler); and the ghoulish Vampira (Cher) calls upon an
unsuspecting TV repairman (Jerry) to fix her set.
5. The Supremes perform "Your Wonderful, Sweet, Sweet Love"
6. Jerry appears as a chess champion whose annoying habits
distract his opponent (Sonny).
7. Sonny and Cher perform a medley of "I Just Want To
Celebrate" and "Take a Look Around"
8. "Headlines In the Papers" -- Jerry joins the show's
regulars in a series of blackouts and one-liners based on current
events in the news, such as the disappearance of $5,000,000 that
was dropped from a skyjacked airplane, the political candidates,
ecology, and how enlisted women are being treated the same as the
9. Sonny and Cher thank Jerry and close the show with "I Got