1. Sonny and Cher open the show with "Put a
Little Love In Your Heart" and banter about Sonny's new plan to
make an adult movie.
2. "The Vamps" -- Dr. Frankenstein (Danny) creates a bride
(Cher) for his monster (regular Ted Zeigler); the notorious
Lucrezia Borgia (Cher) is poisoned by the kingdom's pizza delivery
man (Sonny), with Danny appearing as an Italian piano player; and
Sadie Thompson (Cher) gets a surprise visit from Big Louie (Danny),
her old childhood sweetheart who is now a crime boss.
3. A gypsy fortune teller (Cher) predicts that Sonny will
meet Miss Universe and that he'll make quite an impression on her.
4. Sonny and Cher perform a medley of "I Believe In Music"
and "Put Your Hand In the Hand"
5. "Mr. and Ms." -- Sonny flies into a jealous rage when Cher
pays too much attention to the new French maid he's interviewing
6. "Sonny and Cher On the Road To Sirocco" -- Danny is cast
as an Arabian sheik who persuades Cher to join his harem in a
musical takeoff on the Bob Hope-Bing Crosby road movies.
7. Cher sings "How Long Has This Been Going On?"
8. Sonny and Cher, with daughter Chastity, close the show
with "I Got You Babe"