1. Sonny and Cher open the show with "From Me
To You" and banter about their daughter and child psychology.
2. Sonny consults a gypsy fortune teller (Cher) on how to
make his life more exciting and winds up getting arrested for
insulting the local sheriff (William).
3. Cher sings "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
4. "Sonny's Pizza Parlor" -- William plays his Cannon role
for laughs as he comes to the pizzeria looking for six veterans of
the Korean War.
5. William sings "The Men In My Little Girl's Life"
(Note: This song had been edited out of the
broadcast in which this show was taped.)
6. Rick makes his American network television
debut, singing "What Would the Children Think?"
7. Sonny presents Rick with the Bono Award for bringing his
great talent to the show.
8. Pool shark San Quentin Spats (William) is challenged by
Minnesota Short (Sonny).
9. "Headlines In the Papers" -- William and Rick join the
show's regulars for a montage of skits and one-liners poking fun at
people and events in the news, such as the controversial land
development plans in Yosemite National Forest and public auction of
one of the last old-time Hollywood studios, as well as "live"
interviews with the inebriated winner of a wine-tasting marathon
(regular Ted Zeigler) and engineer who developed an automobile
guaranteed to emit virtually no smog into the air (Sonny).
10. Sonny and Cher perform "Never Been To Spain"
11. Sonny and Cher, with daughter Chastity, close the show
with "I Got You Babe"