1. Sonny and Cher open the show with "Love
Grows" and banter about why their marriage is so successful.
2. "Sonny's Pizza Parlor" -- Jean appears as an Italian
signora determined to marry Sonny, following his proposal to her on
New Year's Eve.
3. "The Second Annual Bono Awards" -- Lyle Perfect (Waggoner)
hosts the ceremony, with the statuettes being presented to such
reluctant winners as "the most embarrassing couple on The Newlywed
Game" (Sonny and Cher); musical director Johnny Mann (regular Billy
Van), leading his Stand Up and Cheer singers; entertainers Julie
Andrews (Jean) and Carol Burnett (Cher) for having had the favorite
variety show; and a special humanitarian award presented to the
director and founder of the "Home For Elderly Television
Performers" in Anaheim (Jean).
4. Jean gives a confusing lecture on the Chinese science of
5. Cher sings "Love Song"
6. "The Gloria Majestic Story" -- Jean is cast as the ingenue
in a musical spoof of All About Eve, with Cher playing the aging
star and Sonny as her ex-leading man.
7. Sonny and Cher close the show with "I Got You Babe"