Message for Safe Harbor Staff
THIS IS NOT A REAL FETUS AND THERE
ARE NO HUMAN REMAINS IN THIS PLASTIC KEY CHAIN.
2/2005: Key chain is now sold with a
silver foil top, so that the transparent breasts do not
offend the Safe Harbor staff.
1) There are no human remains in
this plastic key chain.
2) The transparent breasts are no
And just in case:
This plastic key chain is not a live
This key chain contains no radiation
harmful to humans.
This key chain has been modified so
that it will not shoot bullets.
Thank you so much for protecting the
community from what could have been such a horrible
Now sold with tin foil top for your protection!
(If you are not offended by transparent plastic breasts,
you may choose to remove the tin foil.)