First aired: 1/10/1973
1. Cher comes out with Olympic great Mark
Spitz, hoping to pass him off as Sonny.
2. Sonny and Cher open the show with "All I Really Want To
Do" and banter about how Sonny feels Cher's weekly barbs are
destroying his image.
3. "The Vamps" -- While going through the woods to get to her
grandmother's house, Little Red Riding Hood (Cher) is approached by
the Big Bad Wolf (Sonny) and his new replacement (Mark); King
Arthur (Sonny) asks Sir Lancelot (Mark) to keep a watchful eye over
Queen Guinevere (Cher) while he is off dragon hunting; and Sadie
Thompson (Cher) and the preacher (Sonny) are visited by an English
Channel swimmer who has gotten off course (Mark).
4. A gypsy fortune teller (Cher) gives Mark seven gypsy gold
medals, which he sells to Sonny for $100.
5. Sonny and Cher perform "I Can See Clearly Now"
6. A woman (Cher) complains to her sexual therapy doctor
(regular Ted Zeigler) that her husband (Sonny) doesn't want to have
any fun.
7. Cher sings "You've Got a Friend"
8. "Headlines In the Papers" -- Mark joins the show's
regulars for a series of skits and one-liners based on current
events and personalities in the news, including Henry Kissinger,
Howard Hughes, the passing of the world's largest elephant, the
brutal roller derby competition, the testing of the first
all-rubber car, and the world premiere of a controversial X-rated
movie.
9. Sonny and Cher, with daughter Chastity, close the show
with "I Got You Babe"
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